The truth about Hillary Clinton

By now, you've probably read the new book by Edward Klein outlining how despicable Hillary Clinton really is.

In this well researched tome, Mr. Klein outlines how the junior senator from New York lies, cheats and has lesbian affairs between affairs with men other than her husband.

The thing is, Mr. Klein only scratched the surface.

Last week, I was cleaning up some files in Mr. Rove's office when I came across a file called "Hillary — 2008 Presidential Run". In it, Mr. Rove has evidence that Mrs. Clinton is basically Satan's surrogate on earth. Among the items contained in Mr. Rove's file:

There's a photograph of Hillary having sex with a goat.

There's a photograph of Hillary providing oral gratification to Osama bin Laden as the terrorist is pointing his rifle toward the World Trade Center.

There's a transcript of a conversation between Hillary and Kim Jong Il in which Hillary, speaking in fluent Korean, tells the North Korean leader how to build a nuclear bomb.

There's a medical report that Hillary has AIDS and gave it to their dog, Buddy. Buddy was then run over by Democratic operatives to protect the secret.

There's a photo of Hillary working as a stripper to pay her way through law school.

There's a record of her working with Sirhan Sirhan to assassinate Bobby Kennedy so she would have a better chance to eventually become president.

There's proof that she was both Ho Chi Minh's and Jane Fonda's girlfriend from 1968 to 1974.

There's proof that Hillary is not the mother of Chelsea.

There's proof that Hillary was raised as both a Muslim and a Jew.

There's proof that Hillary fixed the 1998 World Series and made over $20 million.

There's a picture of Hillary eating curried kittens.

There's a sworn deposition stating that Hillary has been doing stem cell research since 1978.

Abortion clinic records show that Hillary has had 23 abortions in the past four years.

There are official police records showing that Hillary ran a stop sign when she was 17 and killed a schoolmate.

There's proof that Hillary is responsible for the failure of the War in Iraq.

With explosive evidence like this, Mrs. Clinton better not be thinking about running for the presidency.