Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Do you know what Deep Throat is?

At the DeVry Evangelical Institute where I got my Registered Divinity Assistant degree, we'd heard about a Judas, a Benedict Arnold, a Newt Gingrich who personally set out to topple the democratically elected government of Richard Nixon.

For some reason, he was called "Deep Throat". I thought the name was kind of funny but never gave it much mind.

Today, Trisha, my co-intern, told me the origins of Deep Throat.

Did you know it was a movie in which a woman named Linda Lovelace did unspeakable things with men's things?

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It's no wonder that pornography is running rampant in America if a so-called "American hero" named himself after the dirtiest sex act anyone can think of.

American heroes are people who say things like "Give me liberty or give me death", "I regret I have but one life to give to my country", and "Mission accomplished".

Not, "My, that's a big one."

I'm not saying that Mr. Mark Felt alone is responsible for the scourge of pornography that weighs so heavy on America's shoulders. But he did make it acceptable for Democrats to say Deep Throat out loud in mixed company without receiving scorn.

And that is unforgivable.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Canadian Headhunter said...

Deep Throat looks more like Old Goat to me.

11:45 AM  
Blogger David said...

Wow... Hold up one second. Are you telling saying that some girls... that some girls put... those things... inside their mouths?!!! Why on earth would they do that?? Do they like the taste or something?

Whatever the case may be, I'm sure that Jesus doesn't approve! That's unthinkable.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Abie said...

I just discovered this blog, and I love it.
Who said intern stories could not get more interessant anymore ?

Keep up the good work :p

7:21 PM  
Blogger Christine Brannan said...

Oh David.. No, no.. you MUST think like them.... if it turns out that she likes it.. then it was GODS WILL for her to like it. If not.. then it was Gods will that it be blasphemy. God's will always means what you want it to mean. So if you think it is good for you.. then he must think it is good for you. *wink*

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are all god damn morons

3:22 PM  
Blogger Christine Brannan said...

Morons... interesting that you say that.. but hide behind "anonymous...." You must be very credible.. especially since you share your opinion so eloquently...

7:06 PM  
Blogger David said...

Ohh, gotcha Christine, I get it now! :)

10:48 AM  
Anonymous louisville327 said...

You have got to be kidding me.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous mr.manymaneuvers said...

the white house informant "deep throat" went by such a name because of his deep voice. i'm sure there was no sexual connotation behind the choosing of what he wished to be called.

"i'm sure that jesus doesn't approve! that's unthinkable." - shut the fuck up.

to whomever posted this...
why don't you ask your intern what a "number one brown jersey" is. maybe then you'll rethink what is the "dirtiest sex act anyone can think of".

all of you are in dire need of mouth-to-genital contact.

3:15 PM  

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