Holocaust cartoons are hilarious

Just as America was getting them Muslims to calm down in Iraq and Afghanistan and other places were they like to get riled up, those crazy Danes went and stirred those Medieval Muslims up once again.

It seems Mohammed doesn't like his picture taken or some such superstition. Heck, I've got pictures of Jesus watching over me just about everywhere except in the bathroom.

To get their revenge, the Muslims have been buying up every Danish flag they can find and burning them which is sure teaching those Danes a lesson. And an Iranian newspaper, the Ham-something (I thought they didn't have ham, oh well) is running a contest for the best Holocaust cartoon.

The CIA has been able to get some early entries that I got to see as I delivered them to Vice President Cheney's office. I reckon I didn't learn much about the Holocaust at the DeVry Evangelical Institute where I got my degree as a Registered Divinity Assistant but the cartoons seemed pretty funny.

In one cartoon, Mohammed is in line with a bunch of Jews heading for the gas chamber. One German guard says, "He keeps saying he's not a Jew" and the other guard says, "Who cares? Do you really want this guy on the streets of Dusseldorf?" According to the CIA notes, this cartoon is the work of Akbar bin Akbar, a student at Our Father of Perpetual Rage High School in the suburbs of Tehran.

Ayatollah Katayama, a city councillor and sewer commissioner in Tehran offered the following cartoon. Jews are getting numbers tattooed on their arms and Mohammed is getting a dollar sign tattooed on his arm. And the tattoo artist is saying, "Of course profit, he's a Jew, right?"

From Syria, the comedy capital of Arabia comes this really cute cartoon. Mohammed, Garfield and Snoopy are standing outside a concentration camp and Mohammed is saying, "Those Jews will do anything for free room and board."

Ali Ghraib, brother of Abu Ghraib, and a professional editorial cartoonist for the Gaza Terrorist-Times provided the following cartoon. There's a mountain of dead Jews at a concentration camp. And Mohammed is saying, "If the mountain won't come to me, I guess I'll have to go to the mountain." I didn't get it.

In the final one by Sheik Saddam Nasser, a public relations director in Saudi Arabia, Mohammed is standing at the door to a gas chamber as Jews dressed like sheep go inside. Mohammed is chatting with the Nazi guard saying,"Too bad these people don't have their own country. It would be fun to attack it."

Those radical Muslims sure have some talented cartoonists.