Tuesday, November 08, 2005

President Bush has a great idea for France

President Bush is really on his game today. First thing this morning, he wrote a memo for his cabinet secretaries. As I was photocopying it, I was so impressed I kept a copy for myself.

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From: George W. Bush, President of the United Stats (sic)
Re: An Idea regarding the Franch (sic)

As you've all seen on the TV, young Muslims are rioting all over France. Why? They don't have jobs.

As you might recall, France did not join us in our efforts in Iraq to bring fredom (sic) and democracy to Iraqis. Why? They probably didn't have the troops to spare since the Franch (sic) army is tied up guarding their Muslims at home.

So here's what I'm thinking.

We suggest to the Franch (sic) prime minister or president or whoever that the government offer every Muslim young man a government job. They could call it the Muslim Foreign Legion. After a couple weeks of training, the Franch (sic) could send the Legion off to fight in Iraq as allies of America.

It's a win-win-win situation. The Franch (sic) get rid of a lot of their rabble. The rabble get to do Allah's work in Iraq. At the same time, the Franch (sic) finally join the world community in helping the Iraqi people.

Anybody see any downside?

1 Comments:

Blogger VRNATL said...

You are a scream. I love your blog.

11:57 AM  

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