Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Why can't we all just get along?

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What you are seeing is not gay in any way. President George Bush kissing Senator Joe Lieberman is strictly a manly, Biblical display of affection.

This photo shows that George Bush is a "uniter", a president who is more than willing to go more than half-way across the aisle to deal with the Democrats.

You'd think that after kissing Lieberman on the lips, President Bush might get some slack from the "lieberals". But noooooo.

Just today, the liberal-leaning Supreme Court decided that juvenile criminals should not be liable for the death penalty. You know what this means? Al Qaeda will soon be sending 12-year-old pilots into buildings knowing that adolescent suicide bombers cannot get the death penalty in America. What is there to stop fanatics?

During his tenure as Texas governor, George Bush could boast 135 executions going off without a hitch. And you can bet most of those executees got what they deserved.

The death penalty is as American as apple pie, the DAR and the NRA. The threat of execution is the one thing that unites all Americans.

The Bible says, "Spare the rod and spoil the child." Some kids deserve the electric chair. The Bible says so. I think Jesus would agree. After all, if execution was good enough for the son of God, it ought to be good enough for your son too.

Those liberal Supreme Court judges are getting mighty aged. Lets look forward to the return of the death penalty for toddlers and up with the next conservative justice pick.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Rich said...

Im sure that SUICIDE bombers were previously deterred by the possibilty of being executed. I guess the intern apples don't fall far from the presidential tree.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you expect from a stupid lieberal like Rich but a stupid comment like that one? Will liberals never get it?

He'd probably call the twelve year old suicide bombers "brave Iraqis" instead of recognizing them as the cowards that they are.

If God requires that a sassy child be stoned, He probably thinks the electric chair is much to quick a death for terrorist children.

What good is it to save a child from abortion if we are just going to let them do whatever they want without killing them for it?

I'm sorry. I went a little overboard there. We have to outlaw abortion or kids will not only be suicide bombers, they will be having SEX without fear of God's greatest curse--motherhood.

11:25 PM  

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