It was just a coincidence

A lot of my Washington co-interns have been smirking a lot lately. Yes, I was in Waco last week. And yes, President Bush was in Waco last week. And no, nothing happened between us.

President Bush spent his time pretending the President of Mexico and the Prime Minister of Canada were important. Oh, I suppose they're important in the same way a mechanic is important in keeping your Hummer rolling. But ask 10 people in America who Paul Martin is and eleven will say "I don't have a clue."

There's a lot of upset here in the White House about the recent Colorado court ruling allowing a murderer to beat the death penalty because jurors used the Holy Bible from their motel room to help them decide to kill the fellow. Where's the justice if God's word cannot be used to electrocute someone? God said, "Thou shalt not kill." We as Americans should be guided by what God said. So if someone kills, we've got to kill him back. Spare the chair and spoil the criminal, that's what God says.

On a happier note, we southern Republican Christians have those Hollywood atheists on the run. Can you imagine that there are people who wanted to show a movie about volcanoes and claim they're over 12,000 years old? Heck, the whole universe as created by God is only 12,000 years old at most. I wouldn't mind them showing a movie like that as science fiction but when they try to sell it as fact, well that kind of thinking is dangerous for the minds of America's youth.

It's unGodly thinking that leads to things like Islamic terrorism.

At the DeVry Evangelical Institute where I attended school, there was only one science worth learning — Creationism. It's the only science with the Bible on its side, so it's the only one that can be proved with facts.

It's heartening to see that the new Iraqi democracy is working hard to work God into its new government. With God as the center of its new constitution, we can only imagine how well Shiites, Sunnis and Kurds will get along.